Friday, February 03, 2012

Retar Crew Announes East Coast Tour: Dates + Spots Are Here!! Must C

INTRODUCING THE EXCLUSIVE, VERBALLY ABUSIVE SHARP YOUNG TITANS THAT THE CRTICS ARE INVITING, YES! THE 1 AND ONLY, MY DUDES, THE MUTHA FUCKEN RETAR CREW. First off, I'm sorry Boston, the Retar Crew could not make it out this go around. I Blame the Monster Lavalle and our home spot the Good Life asleep at the wheel. I could've done more but locked in my own fox hole, hunting bitch! As many of you know, Charlie paradise has two favorite groups. Split Endz (from the 80's) followed closely by the Retar Crew. At some point I will write their story, a tell all, YIKES! Talent is born. And these are born performers, THE ONLY RAPPERS ON THE PLANET WHOSE LIVE SHOWS OUR BETTER THAN THE I POD. IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE. PLEASE GET OUT! YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID, EXAMINE THESE DATES, WAKE, BAKE AND... ACTIVATE!! Description That's right y'all, The Retar Crew will be coming soon to a city near you! It's our East Coast Tar Tour! Admission to All venues are FREE! (except Annapolis, MD) To celebrate our newly released concept EP, 'Koalas In The Struggle', written and recorded in New South Wale...s, Australia and which tells the story of our time in OZ, we have booked an east coast tour to bring our dirty rapping boy band antics to you, the Retarnation. Download the ‘Koalas In The Struggle’ FREE @ and shake your rumps at the show. We’d like to thank Buffalo Trace Bourbon for being a tour sponsor. We pledge to continue to drink copious amounts of B-Trace! Come out to see us and party with us before, during & after the shows. Venues and details below: 2/6 - Monday @ The Recoup Lounge (LES, NYC) 10pm. Admission FREE (smaller show) 210 Rivington St New York, NY 10002 (917) 407-6819 *this night is also our beloved G-Tar's Birthday Celebration!...G’s gettin’ old.* 2/10 - Friday @ Stash's Cafe (New London, CT) 9pm. Admission FREE 95 Pequot Avenue New London, CT 06320 (860) 443-1095 2/11 - Saturday @ Root's Cafe (Providence, RI) 7pm. Admission FREE 276 Westminster Street Providence, RI 02903 (401) 272-7422 2/12 - Sunday @ Stella Blues Bar (New Haven, CT) 9pm. Admission FREE 204 Crown St. New Haven CT 06510 (203)752.9764 2/14 - Tuesday @ The Way Station's 'Fuck V-Day' Party (BK, NY) 9pm. Admission FREE 683 Washington Avenue (Prospect Heights) Brooklyn, NY 11238 (917) 279-5412 2/15 - Wednesday @ Hank's Saloon (BK, NY) 9pm. Admission FREE 46 3rd Avenue (Boerum Hill) Brooklyn, NY 11217 (718) 625-8003 2/16 - Thursday @ Marx Cafe (Washington, DC) 10pm. Admission FREE 3203 Mt Pleasant St NW Washington, DC 20010 (202) 518-7600 2/17 - Friday @ The Whiskey (Annapolis, MD) Midnight! Admission $10 1803 West Street Annapolis, MD 21401 (410) 626-6022 *this night will be truly awesome, as we’ll be hosted by our brethren and fellow Tars, The Grilled Lincolns. Not to be missed! -* Big shout to our girl Jess Healy @ Buffalo Trace, The Grilled Lincolns and our mans FRANK ORLANDO...and of course, the mahf*ckin’ Retarnation! See you at the shows. Hugs & Kisses...w/ tongue Jax, G, J, and PO [The Tars]

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